After attack on Sheikh Rasheed He was interviewed by LNN LNN: Mr Sheikh Rasheed we are very sorry to hear that you were attacked by somebody recently Sheikh Rasheed: With pose, Sorry to hear? Whaaat dooo you mean by that? You may be too much sorry to hear it but me not too much sorry me too much happy. LNN: Mr Sheikh Rasheed are you saying that you are very happy that you ... Read More

Monmohan Singh: Bohuti Lassi pe kay Palwaan ban gaye haan. Buss Sukiaan Badkaan shankaan maarday Haan ... Read More

Zardari Jokes Collection 1 Zardari ko dekha to aisa laga Jese khana kharab, Jese total azaab, Jesey Aadi faqeer, Jesay murda zameer, Jese Naasoor ho koii sartaa howaa, Ek zardari ko dekha to aisa laga, Jese bijli ka taar Jese khanjar ki dhaar, Jesey dozakh ki aag, Jesey zehrila naag, Jese garmi ki dhoop Jese shetan ka roo1 anokhi dua Aapko khushian itni milain jitni Musharraf ko galiyan, Aapki zindagi se gham aise khatam hon jese PTV se haya, Aap ko GEO jaisa sabar milay, Shohrat itni ... Read More

Sardarji Jokes Questions and Answers Q: Why do Sardars always smile during lightning storms? A: They think their picture is being taken. Q: Why do sardars have "TGIF" written on their shoes? A: Toes Go In First. Q: How can you tell when a sardar sends you a fax? A: It has a stamp on it. Q: Why can't sardars dial 911? A: They can not find the eleven on ... Read More

A Pakistani was sitting with an Indian and Nepali in Saudi Arabia, sharing a smuggled barrel of beer, when all of a sudden Saudi police entered and arrested them. But, as it was a national holiday, the Sheikh decided they should be released after receiving 20 lashes of the whip. As they were preparing for their punishment, the Sheikh suddenly said: "I allow each of you one wish before your ... Read More

Three friends who, after graduating from college, were meeting for the first time in years. They each had gone back to their native cities of Jullundhar, Bombay, and Calcutta. The man from Bombay wanted to impress his two other friends with the medical expertise in Bombay so he stated: "I know of a doctor in Bombay who joined a severed arm with special glue." Not to be outdone, the friend from ... Read More

A Sardar In Need Of A Winning Lotto Ticket A Sardarji finds himself in dire trouble. His business has gone bust and he's in serious financial trouble. He's so desperate that he decides to ask Bhagwan for help. He goes into the temple and begins to pray. "Oh Bhagwan, please help me, I've lost my business and if I don't get some money, I'm going to lose my house as well, ... Read More

There was once an Indian and a Pakistani who lived next door to each other. The Indian owned a hen and each morning would look in his garden and pick up one of his hen's eggs for breakfast. One day he looked into his garden and saw that the hen had laid an egg in the Pakistani's garden. He was about to go next door when he saw the Pakistani ... Read More

When Sheikh Rasheed lost his seat in elections, when asked that what were his future plans? He started: I have lost my seat and I am very disappointed and angry. I have not "IZIT" in my own [used to be} HALKA no body respects me, I am like a "LOGAR" dog walking down the road Hungary and thirsty. My sheikhness has ruined me. I go with a person who can give ... Read More

The prime Minister of Pakistan Yousaf Raza Gilani was talking to Journalists the other day> One journalist asked: Mr.Prime minister, Pakistan is very poor country and there are so many poor what this Government is doing to finish poverty and bring harmony and wellbeing in to the country. The Prime minister started: This Goverment is very well aware that this country is poor and actual reason is that there are so many poor ... Read More

A politician was getting ready for next elections and decided to meet people in his area, he went to a house in the Village and asked a young lad that where his Dad was with a very warm manner and also said that he was sure that Dad could vote for me. I am very sorry to say this, yes he could vote for you if Allah allowed him to ... Read More

He was talking to the journalists the other day: I am Maulana and I believe on certain things like all other Maulana's do and I do admit that I got "POORA" Emaan on them. One journalist asked; whether he could explain it in simple words that what was he talking about. Maulana sahib started to explain: I believe that "HALWA" should be made with pure Ghee in it, not only ... Read More